Twix candy needs to have a marketing campaign with the command: (spoken saucily by a bearded man, preferably wearing a tamoshanter) BETWIXT!
Grape nuts frozen yogurt is fucking delicious.
Drunk mad libs produces some extra-sparkly gems, like "Sometimes its fun being sick! Food is brought to you on a ten dollar bill made of dandelions so you can eat and watch TV, and your temperature is taken by putting a sex in your body meat."
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