Sweet Jams

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man, how do they come up with this stuff?!

new art to come soon! 

I am

going to steal that costume if its the last thing I do! I want to buried in it.

God's farts

Would smell like:

baked brie

sharpies

jasmine

buttered toast

cotton candy

baseball gloves

forests

bookstores

orange blossoms

coffee (brewing)

lavender

someone you love's neck

fresh cut grass

christmas presents

a new lunch box

ovaltine

waffles

the ocean

VICTORY

(F) Art!

Sunny n' Misty

This is when Berkeley makes me happy.

Ideas:

Imax theater should host showings of really high definition porno flicks. What would they call it, you ask? CLIMAX.

Twix candy needs to have a marketing campaign with the command: (spoken saucily by a bearded man, preferably wearing a tamoshanter) BETWIXT!

Grape nuts frozen yogurt is fucking delicious.

Drunk mad libs produces some extra-sparkly gems, like "Sometimes its fun being sick! Food is brought to you on a ten dollar bill made of dandelions so you can eat and watch TV, and your temperature is taken by putting a sex in your body meat."

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GEMS!

I can't stop drawing them...